Gabbar: - he he he ….kab hai Holi…kab hai Holi…Holi kab hai?
Shambha: - Sarkar, aaj hee ke din holi hai…issh Swarga ka aap betaaj baadshah hai...sarkaar…bade bade bhagwaan bhi aapke issh Ramgarh parvat ke ilaake me nahi aatey hai…Indra, Brahma, Vishnu aur Mahadev bhi Gabbar Singh ke naam sunteh hee dar ke marey kaapney laagtey hai…aaj tak har ek Holi ke festival mein, aap ne swarga ke sab logon ko rang lagaaya hai…koi usme objection nahi diyaa hai…aaj taak kisi ne bhi aap ko rang laaga nahi sakaa hai….
Gabbar: - ha ha ha , kitne inaam hai humhrey upar?
Shambha: - Swarga pe koi Police jail nahi hai…isiliye aapko arrest karke bhi koi fayada nahi hai…isiliye kisi ne bhi aapko pakar ne ke liye ek bhi inaam nahi rakha hai sarkar…aur toh aur, financial recession ke karan, swarga mein bhi paisa nahi hai…woh log narak ke yamraaj se repo rate ke anusaar loan le rahe hai…sarkaar…
Gabbar: - bahut na insaafi hai yeh…hum itni mehnat kar ke swarga pe aaye hai…aur apna ek Ramgarh parvat mein raj kar rahe hai…aur ek bhi inaam nahi hai mere upar…chee chee chee…
Shambha:- Sarkar, ek khabar mila hai, hum logon ko…ish baar holi mein, Thakur ne challenge kiya hai ki, aap ussey issh baar rang nahi lagaa sakte, Holi ke festival mein…kyon ki Jay aur Veeru phir se aa gaya hai Thakur ka rakshak baan ke…
Gabbar: - Ei Kaalia, jaao Thakur aur uske aadmi ko Holi ke rang laaaga ke aao…jaao…
Kaalia: - Jo hukum Sarkaar…
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Thakur:- Jay aur Veeru, laagta hai tum logon ko dobaara yahaan Swarga pe bulaakey maine koi galti nahi ki hai…aaj tum logon ke fighting ke bajay se…abhi bhi surf excel se dhoya hua, mera yeh safed chaddar safed hee hai…colourful nahi hua hai…aur woh bhi Holi ke din mein…
Veeru: - Par aapke payeir ke paas hee ek pichkaari para hua tha…main jab maang raha tha….toh aap ne woh pichkaari mere ko diya kyon nahi…ussey me unh logon ko rang lagaa detaa…
Thakur: - Sayed tum bhool gaya ho, ke mere do haaath nahi hai…tumko main eek baar poora ka poora kahani batayaa tha…
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Gabbar: - Kitne aadmi teh re?
Kaalia: - Do sarkaar…
Gabbar: - woh do the, aur tum teen, phir bhi unh logon ko rang nahi lagaa saakey…ab toh tum teeno ko baraabar ka sajaa milegi…
Kaalia: - Maine aap ke pistol ka goli khaya hai sarkaar…bahut physical atyaachar sahe ke hum aap se pehle Swarga mein aaye hai Sarkar…
Gabbar: - aab Swarga mein Bhaang ke strong goli khaa…aur emotional atyaachar sahe the raho…he he he ….dekha tum logon ne…kaise inh teeno ko maine bhang ka goli khilaa diyaa…aur yeh teen o jor jor se haasta hee rahega poore lagaatar teen ghantey tak…Swarga me joh haar gaya, samjho woh pagal ho gaya…thik issi tarah…
Gabbar: - aab main jaoonga Thakur ko rang laaganey…chalo tum log…
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Jay: - Yeh kya Thakur saab, aap ke issh safed chaddar pe rang kaisa?
Thakur:- tum log jab aapne aapne girlfriend ke saath Holi khel rahe the, tab Gabbar chup chaap peechley darwajey se ghooshkey mere ko rang lagaa diya…mera haath nahi thaa, isiliye main rang nahi lagaa saaka…aab toh woh, Basanti ko rang laagbaaney gaya hai…
Veeru: - Basanti, Gabbar ke saath holi mat khelna…main aa raha hoon, Basanti…
Jay: - aap chinta naa kare Thakur saab, hum log iska badla jaroor lengey… dijiye aap ka super-fast pichkaari dijiye, jisse long range tak rang ko target kiya jaah saakta hai…
Thakur: - wahaan alimirah mein rakha hua hai Jay…mera special pichkaari…ussey tum bahut door se rang maar saaktey ho…le jao ussh pichkaari ko…
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Gabbar: - Yeh, kisney mere ko rang laagaya…arrey o sambha…kaun maar raha hai mujhko rang….
Sambha: - lijiye sarkaar, aap ka records break ho gaya aaj...aap jabse Swarg mein aay hai…tabse aapko koi rang naa laga saaka…aaj Jay aur Veeru ne lagaa diya na rang…aaj toh Gabbar Singh ke badan hua rangoli…Happy Holi…
Gabbar: - arrey o sambha, kab khatam hogaa yeh holi…kab hogaa khatam hai holi…5 Surf Excel ka packet khareed ke laa…jaah jaldi se…
Sambha: - Sarkar, I have put down my papers, now I am not going to listen to your orders. You have been defeated by The Thakur and his men. I will join their gang, in this Special day of Holi. Wish you a very happy Holi, Mr. Gabbar Singh. Good bye…aur aap log bhi jaaiye Holi kheliye…yeh telefim “SHOLAY IN SWARGA” directed by “Arindam” yehi pe khatam hotaa hai…Just enjoy the Festival of Holi !!!
